Wensday boring

So we have chicken today and Andrea spent all day chatting with friends online.

Yeah I know you were hoping to read my veiws on why women are not equal to men....Sorry I'll let you live in the world of fantasy where women can do everything a man can do. While dreaming this dream, do me a favor go outside lift up you car and move the rear end over 10ft why you might need to do it one day, maybe tomarrow I will explain. If you can do it your close to equal.

Wensday 04 ?? 10 someday

So, I have another complaint ....go figure. I have been thinking alot about this women saying " I carried our baby for nine months". ( Thank god Andrea doesn't use this) so here is my beef with it. Does you husband come home and say I paid the bills, I gave you food, I go to work everyday? No I don't think so. Why? Becuase you don't get priase for doing what you have to do.

So with that being said, Stop it women. I have had a belly for 6-8 years and it is the size of a 3-5 month old baby, I learn to deal with it, Oh wait now your gonna say it doesn't move...Bullshit a hungry fat mans belly will move like a small earthquake. Any real man would gladly take 4.5 months to help you out if he could but we can't.

So here is a question can your baby born without carrying him, ( aside from costing you thousands) the anwser is NO, of course not and you knew this fact going into this thing, don't expect praise for something you HAD TO DO.

So second question. Can you have a baby without, 3am runs to the store dead tired just becuase your wife wants something special, consoling you when you have a crying spell, listen to you when you want things in the house moved around, going to the obgyn with you, lamas class with you, or dealing with you constant mood swings? Without any of these things you will still give birth to a brand new baby. All these things YOUR MAN did are extras, we did them without complaint becuase we love you.

Tommarrow topic "Women stop asking for equality, your no an equal" Now I know your thinking I am an asshole, stoping thinking low of yourself, just becuase your not equal doesn't mean you a lesser person, for all you know you can be better.

So next time your thinking about saying " I carried your baby for nine months" This of the support you had from you Boyfriend, husband or anyone else helping you.

Tuesday and week later...

So the newness has worn off, Being a dad FUCKING sucks. All he wants is the titty and his mommy. I hold him he cries, I feed him, burp him then he cries until mommy is holding him. So when does the fun begin? So far it was good for like the first few days now it is fucking lame. Guess what I get to hold my kid when he is asleep, can cry then.

So since I am on a rant, who the fuck invented baby socks, they wiggle their feet so god damn much the socks don't stay on. Well I guess they convinced enough people they were worth a damn.

IF very big IF, we have another kid fuck breast feeding. Never again this is the suckiest thing ever. I think he is giving himself hiccups becuase Andrea will give him boob if he gets them, I even tried to burp him,sing to him rock him walk around the house with him. the hiccups stayed through everything, pop a boob in his mouth and bam it is over.

tuesday.....boring

I made mashed potatos and gucamole. did my homework. norhing to complain about.

Monday 04/19/10

well I think it is starting to get to us now. We took the boy to the grocery store, he slept thru the whole thing, I showed him off to a few friends he slept thru the whole thing, we went to the doctors office, they ran out of Andrea shot, so I spoke with another doctor, she said they are required to take 3-5. Never more than five, Andrea had four, I think that is good enough lets give her butt a rest it is starting to look like a pin cushion.

But it I am starting to get annoyed, he always wants teh bobbie even turning down the bottle, It kinda sucks Andrea has to carryt he whole load, I wanna help to but he just isn't having any of it, it is kinda heart breaking. I know what your gonna say just wait til he gets older blah blah, I want it now and later.

Sat 04-18-10...I think. Numbering days sucks

So for everyone out in web land. I finally got to chat with my brother, he is finding a new place. People should go visist him, shit it aint like it is far and like you need a exucse to go out to Las Vegas, just think if you go visit him maybe you;ll see what the city has to offer and not lose all your money. Also if you thinking this is lip service he doesn't read my blog so ha.

Anyways, I didn't sleep at all, from Dave's snoring (just kidding) and the Baby, alright to be completely honest It was becuase dave drove his car down here and not enough people know of his car, if they knew it was mine they wouldn't touch it, nothing is scarier that and fat naked guy yelling at you chasing you down the block, it wouldn't be the first time.

So I took Mom and dave to their hotel, after we went to costco, I don't know what is better having a extremly loving family or a vey suportive family, damn i am glad I have both. Randy will grow up with such love in his life, between Andrea and my family. I can't thank my family enough. The sayin always was "with friends like that, who needs enemies". Well I am changing it to "With family like mine, who needs friends".

Friday....48hrs complete

So I need to get more and more into this blog like I was, latley I have been slacking for my blog followers. Not sure how many of you are out there but I still owe it to you for follwoing me.

So second day at home and the lies of the world. I was afriad I wasn't gonna get any sleep boy was that a lie. I gotten a shit ton of sleep to much damn sleep. 4am I got woken up with the hiccups, well Randy's hiccups, online looking for anwsers to find a bunch of website with buy my bullshit story, whch made me decide to look for a true awnser website. Everyone wants to add so much hoopla bullshit filler to the anwser. Simple anwsers people. Anyways I did get a website from a buddy of mine Ryan Marsh, Awsome work bro. So after that he went to sleep and so did I, he didn't wake up til 7am, Andrea changed him and fed him and back to sleep until 10 when I got up. I fed him and back to sleep. I tried to read my book but I fell asleep. I woke up around 3pm with him , and texted my mom to find out where they were. Oceanside ouch that is a distance way and with it being friday the border entrance is gonna be packed. anyways After my brother called an told me they were in line I figured I had sometime, wrong I get a text we are at costco. So I head that way and give them voice directions, but dave not being used to the asshole drivers in mexico he go stuck and headed way off course. After I tracked them down I had them follow me home this time, no way to get lost now....or could they... Just kidding they followed me all the way home, Mom got to see her baby grandson. She held him right away. Once the gringos arrive it scared all the mexicans way, right on. lol just 2, the other nephew was on the computer and since he doesn't have one and this one was free to use he wasn't leaving til he got kicked off it.

After finding some food for Andrea, and taking Dave and mom down to renes, I tried to explain driving to a hotel, LOL that was funny they are crashed in my bed I hope they can deal with the TV and laptop. Hey a guy has to blog and do homework. So the house is semi- quiet just the clicking of keyboard sounds and TV. Baby,Andrea, mom and Dave all fast asleep perfect silence for a guy to write. no distractions.

Thursday....Home finally.

So now we are at home. Finally. Everthing is going well. All is right at home Andrea is sleeping on the couch with Randy. We are not going to be worrying about some of the stuff we have read about. Why ? I have more faith, in myself . tha cats are pissed but oh well.

Wensday....04-14-10....The greatest day ever.

So today is my best day. Yes oh all the greatest things that ever happened to me in my life. This on tops the charts by far, even though I am looking foward to my second best day 03-04-11, The day I marry the most perfect woman to ever walk this earth Andrea, the only person I can truly say without a shadow of a doubt I am 100% in love with. To start with putting up with my wishy washyness always trying new things a truly never finishing them, Making million dollar promises with a 10 dollar bank account. Listening to my outrageous dream and having my back 100% even if she thinks they are crap she still keeps the mind open. A heart big enough for a major city to get enough love to everyone and still have extra.

And now with her be selected to be the mother of my children(s) I guess it is safe to assume she is "The one". All the waiting aside. Holding my son for the first time made me love this woman 10 fold. I haven't felt

Monday monday monday......

So with the 24hrs right around the corner, I am having trouble sleeping. Last night only got about 4hrs. Tonight it is 3am tuesday and I still feel really awake. Kinda hard to sleep this way. Anyways, I ran to the bank, and by ran I mean took the trolley and walked. No running, I heard it was bad for the baby... maybe that is just andrea..oh well better safe than sorry i always say. Okay I never say it but shit I am starting today so ha.

So i got home and Andrea cleaned the shit out of everythign super cleaned house, prior to the baby coming out. she is going stir crazy but that is cool. everything is about to change in a great way. I lvoe you all.