Wensday boring

So we have chicken today and Andrea spent all day chatting with friends online.

Yeah I know you were hoping to read my veiws on why women are not equal to men....Sorry I'll let you live in the world of fantasy where women can do everything a man can do. While dreaming this dream, do me a favor go outside lift up you car and move the rear end over 10ft why you might need to do it one day, maybe tomarrow I will explain. If you can do it your close to equal.

Wensday 04 ?? 10 someday

So, I have another complaint ....go figure. I have been thinking alot about this women saying " I carried our baby for nine months". ( Thank god Andrea doesn't use this) so here is my beef with it. Does you husband come home and say I paid the bills, I gave you food, I go to work everyday? No I don't think so. Why? Becuase you don't get priase for doing what you have to do.

So with that being said, Stop it women. I have had a belly for 6-8 years and it is the size of a 3-5 month old baby, I learn to deal with it, Oh wait now your gonna say it doesn't move...Bullshit a hungry fat mans belly will move like a small earthquake. Any real man would gladly take 4.5 months to help you out if he could but we can't.

So here is a question can your baby born without carrying him, ( aside from costing you thousands) the anwser is NO, of course not and you knew this fact going into this thing, don't expect praise for something you HAD TO DO.

So second question. Can you have a baby without, 3am runs to the store dead tired just becuase your wife wants something special, consoling you when you have a crying spell, listen to you when you want things in the house moved around, going to the obgyn with you, lamas class with you, or dealing with you constant mood swings? Without any of these things you will still give birth to a brand new baby. All these things YOUR MAN did are extras, we did them without complaint becuase we love you.

Tommarrow topic "Women stop asking for equality, your no an equal" Now I know your thinking I am an asshole, stoping thinking low of yourself, just becuase your not equal doesn't mean you a lesser person, for all you know you can be better.

So next time your thinking about saying " I carried your baby for nine months" This of the support you had from you Boyfriend, husband or anyone else helping you.

Tuesday and week later...

So the newness has worn off, Being a dad FUCKING sucks. All he wants is the titty and his mommy. I hold him he cries, I feed him, burp him then he cries until mommy is holding him. So when does the fun begin? So far it was good for like the first few days now it is fucking lame. Guess what I get to hold my kid when he is asleep, can cry then.

So since I am on a rant, who the fuck invented baby socks, they wiggle their feet so god damn much the socks don't stay on. Well I guess they convinced enough people they were worth a damn.

IF very big IF, we have another kid fuck breast feeding. Never again this is the suckiest thing ever. I think he is giving himself hiccups becuase Andrea will give him boob if he gets them, I even tried to burp him,sing to him rock him walk around the house with him. the hiccups stayed through everything, pop a boob in his mouth and bam it is over.

tuesday.....boring

I made mashed potatos and gucamole. did my homework. norhing to complain about.

Monday 04/19/10

well I think it is starting to get to us now. We took the boy to the grocery store, he slept thru the whole thing, I showed him off to a few friends he slept thru the whole thing, we went to the doctors office, they ran out of Andrea shot, so I spoke with another doctor, she said they are required to take 3-5. Never more than five, Andrea had four, I think that is good enough lets give her butt a rest it is starting to look like a pin cushion.

But it I am starting to get annoyed, he always wants teh bobbie even turning down the bottle, It kinda sucks Andrea has to carryt he whole load, I wanna help to but he just isn't having any of it, it is kinda heart breaking. I know what your gonna say just wait til he gets older blah blah, I want it now and later.

Sat 04-18-10...I think. Numbering days sucks

So for everyone out in web land. I finally got to chat with my brother, he is finding a new place. People should go visist him, shit it aint like it is far and like you need a exucse to go out to Las Vegas, just think if you go visit him maybe you;ll see what the city has to offer and not lose all your money. Also if you thinking this is lip service he doesn't read my blog so ha.

Anyways, I didn't sleep at all, from Dave's snoring (just kidding) and the Baby, alright to be completely honest It was becuase dave drove his car down here and not enough people know of his car, if they knew it was mine they wouldn't touch it, nothing is scarier that and fat naked guy yelling at you chasing you down the block, it wouldn't be the first time.

So I took Mom and dave to their hotel, after we went to costco, I don't know what is better having a extremly loving family or a vey suportive family, damn i am glad I have both. Randy will grow up with such love in his life, between Andrea and my family. I can't thank my family enough. The sayin always was "with friends like that, who needs enemies". Well I am changing it to "With family like mine, who needs friends".

Friday....48hrs complete

So I need to get more and more into this blog like I was, latley I have been slacking for my blog followers. Not sure how many of you are out there but I still owe it to you for follwoing me.

So second day at home and the lies of the world. I was afriad I wasn't gonna get any sleep boy was that a lie. I gotten a shit ton of sleep to much damn sleep. 4am I got woken up with the hiccups, well Randy's hiccups, online looking for anwsers to find a bunch of website with buy my bullshit story, whch made me decide to look for a true awnser website. Everyone wants to add so much hoopla bullshit filler to the anwser. Simple anwsers people. Anyways I did get a website from a buddy of mine Ryan Marsh, Awsome work bro. So after that he went to sleep and so did I, he didn't wake up til 7am, Andrea changed him and fed him and back to sleep until 10 when I got up. I fed him and back to sleep. I tried to read my book but I fell asleep. I woke up around 3pm with him , and texted my mom to find out where they were. Oceanside ouch that is a distance way and with it being friday the border entrance is gonna be packed. anyways After my brother called an told me they were in line I figured I had sometime, wrong I get a text we are at costco. So I head that way and give them voice directions, but dave not being used to the asshole drivers in mexico he go stuck and headed way off course. After I tracked them down I had them follow me home this time, no way to get lost now....or could they... Just kidding they followed me all the way home, Mom got to see her baby grandson. She held him right away. Once the gringos arrive it scared all the mexicans way, right on. lol just 2, the other nephew was on the computer and since he doesn't have one and this one was free to use he wasn't leaving til he got kicked off it.

After finding some food for Andrea, and taking Dave and mom down to renes, I tried to explain driving to a hotel, LOL that was funny they are crashed in my bed I hope they can deal with the TV and laptop. Hey a guy has to blog and do homework. So the house is semi- quiet just the clicking of keyboard sounds and TV. Baby,Andrea, mom and Dave all fast asleep perfect silence for a guy to write. no distractions.

Thursday....Home finally.

So now we are at home. Finally. Everthing is going well. All is right at home Andrea is sleeping on the couch with Randy. We are not going to be worrying about some of the stuff we have read about. Why ? I have more faith, in myself . tha cats are pissed but oh well.

Wensday....04-14-10....The greatest day ever.

So today is my best day. Yes oh all the greatest things that ever happened to me in my life. This on tops the charts by far, even though I am looking foward to my second best day 03-04-11, The day I marry the most perfect woman to ever walk this earth Andrea, the only person I can truly say without a shadow of a doubt I am 100% in love with. To start with putting up with my wishy washyness always trying new things a truly never finishing them, Making million dollar promises with a 10 dollar bank account. Listening to my outrageous dream and having my back 100% even if she thinks they are crap she still keeps the mind open. A heart big enough for a major city to get enough love to everyone and still have extra.

And now with her be selected to be the mother of my children(s) I guess it is safe to assume she is "The one". All the waiting aside. Holding my son for the first time made me love this woman 10 fold. I haven't felt

Monday monday monday......

So with the 24hrs right around the corner, I am having trouble sleeping. Last night only got about 4hrs. Tonight it is 3am tuesday and I still feel really awake. Kinda hard to sleep this way. Anyways, I ran to the bank, and by ran I mean took the trolley and walked. No running, I heard it was bad for the baby... maybe that is just andrea..oh well better safe than sorry i always say. Okay I never say it but shit I am starting today so ha.

So i got home and Andrea cleaned the shit out of everythign super cleaned house, prior to the baby coming out. she is going stir crazy but that is cool. everything is about to change in a great way. I lvoe you all.

Sunday....2 days away

So with 2 days away, we didn't really do much. I went with Andrea down to Rene's to tell him the sitauation, and we swung by the the liquor store to buy a candle for Andrea. she is pretty nervous about the C-section and everything about being a mom so very soon. I think it is one reason she wanted to do it natural. If just comes out no time to think about when it will happen now with it planned she knows the day and time. I on the other hand I am 100% ready

Friday and the BIG NEWS.

So unless you live under a rock you pretty much know the news already. Andrea is havig a C-Section. Randy is to big for her tiny little body so they are cutting her open and pulling him out, Currently the doc says he is 20 inches long and 7.27 lbs.

that is all we did today. I can't stop eating it is crazy .

Thursday ...

Online schooling is fucking retarded. You have to rely on a machine and website controlled and serviced by people. If these fuck up do their job, then things go smooth, but if they don't you have to jump thru hoops like a tiger at a god damn circus. Not to mention, there is no way of telling if you put the item in the right place. becuase the information is so lame. Example. We have online chat sessions on this course I am taking. it say click the chat tab above. Seems simple enough right? It would be if there was a chat tab, six people out of 13 were late becuase they couldn't figure it out. Go figure the tab you needed to click was label Live, Big god damn differance if you ask me. Now I am turning in my first assignment, I click on attach file, I let it do it's thing in hope that the bastard works and 1hr, I give up on it. I mean shit it is a word document I have seen 3hr porn that downlaods faster. So screw it I cut it an paste it. Not to mention I had to fight with a god damn fail program called Open Office trying to get something as simple as spacing done.

I guess it is just a shitty day all around. Maybe Randy will be born tonight and erase the shithole day and make it good, I doubt it but hey a guy can dream can't he.

Wensday

So I got up a little late today and jumped right into my school work. Tomarrow I am startin my first paper. So crap about metaphors. Anyways we'll see how that goes. It wasn't until 7pm when I jumped back into it. They used a chat system, it was weird not like there was anything taught just a simple Q&A. Odd things. Anyways made hot wings, and Cesar salad.

Tuesday 04/06/10

So today has past another day that my son is still not born yet, this waiting shit is getting annoying, no only becuase I hate waiting but becuase everywhere I got people have their little newborns in their hands and unlike andrea who wants to go see them, I want mine dammit.

So today we headed out to pay out cable bill, another wait becuase people are to lazy to deliver the cable bill to my house, I guess they can't find it, but I bet if I didn't pay my bill they would have no problem finding my house to cut it off. But oh well, So on our way back, and thank god she loves me this much she told me we were out of kitty litter. I have no problem to have to change directions slightly, it is when you wait til I get home to tell me I have to go all the way back out to where I was before, that shit pisses me off.

So we are at costco, and buying the kitty litter and food. We also checked out the priced on baby wipes and diapers both of which we are going to need a shitload of int he coming year or years, depending on Randy's learning curve.

So on my second day of Class it was mostly reading tomarrow we have some weird chat seession this should be a interesting day for me.

Monday and two days running.

So for the second day in a row I managed to get my blog on before I fell asleep. So today I restarted my college course. Just had to reply to the discussion boards. It was pretty easy. I also read the required reading for tuesday.

Other than that we stayed at home and did nothing again, tomarrow we are going to pay the cable bill.

So if you don't know the earthquake that hit a nearby mexican city was rated as a 7.2, bigger than the one in San Fransico. 2 people died, 500 were injured and thousands were left homeless.

Sunday....Easter sunday.....Still no randy

So, I am trying to get this done a little earlier since I have been lacking for my fans. So I am writing this at 8pm. Andrea and I are gonna take the night off together and watch something who knows what yet, popcorn, sodas, and who knows what else.

So I got up and finsihed the Easter event in my video game, thinking the whole time about how fun it is gonna be in a few years having my own little easter event at my house with my son and wife.

Around mid day, I decided to take a little nap, about 10 mins in to it my bed starts shaking, I thought Andrea needed something. Nope it turns out we were only a few miles from a 6.9 mag earthquake, there was a little aftershock later. I told and showed andrea how to stand in the doorway, if it ever happens again. As I grabbed all the important stuff off the walls that could break. Wanna hear something funny? to bad I am gonna say it any ways. the first thing I took down was my coffee pot, gotta save that coffee. nothing ever broke but I checked some of the stuff becuase I knew there would be an aftershock. oh well, it was kinda cool. Scared the shit out of Andrea.

Satuarday....damn again late

Man it has just been a bad week for blogging, i have been late like three days in a row. Well I guess late is better than never.

I am so tired of hearing people say how fiirst time babies come late. What is great is the uneducated who always open their mouths and spat the bullshit, and to think I used to believe they were just morons. but once it happens to a few people they know an theirselves it happens everytime. Just becuase it has higher odds doesn't make it a garuntee.

So we didn't do anything again, in my game I got alot of raids done, and easter started in the game so I get to enjoy finding eggs. This being the last year that I don't have to do anything, Starting next year I get to be the easter bunny, tooth fairy, santa claus and more.

Andrea made sandwhichs for lunch and we had tacos for dinner. Andrea decided to wash so clothes by hand also, not really sure why, but she did it anyways.

Love you all.

Newpaper friday edition

I got up late, that sucked and again today. I gotta get back in the habit of writting at night, I will promise tonight, but they are gonna be boring since I haven't been doing anything, Money and the baby being so close we want to stay close to home, which is close tot he doctors office.
I broke out the books, and took a brief look at them, since I start Eng 100 Monday, still not sure how all this online course stuff works but it will be a fun experiance. The new Rasing the Bar episode was pretty good. Jerry really pushed the envolope and got what he wanted. I can't wait to watch it again next friday at 2pm before the new episode at 9pm.

Thursday and mid day.

So I know I am hella late I don't like to do them at this time of the day becuase it sucks for people who want to read it, and it sucks for me becuase I have to remeber yesterday, But I was really tired last night so to bed I went.

No dogs have died yet, I think I need a stronger posion, After all that crap you hear about rat posion I thought it would do the trick but I guess not.

We might be losing another on of our cats, becuase Deans girlfriends cat got stolen so Andrea feels bad for her and is going to give her one of ours.

Last night I made my special Guac, when I come home I'll make some and you can decide how awsome I am . I also made burgers, and after watching a few videos, I found out something I have never seen before, You never push you burgers down. A funny thing they said was don't use lean burger mean, burgers are not meant to be a diet food. I was so damn funny. anyways they turn out amazing I never had a burger so good before in my life. So to enjoy our burgers and Guac we watch Sinster Island, it was interesting, I had a little bit of a twist but, it was pretty good showing from Leo DiCaprio.

I also played a April fools joke on people, telling them Andrea was pregnant, and thanks to Mom it didn't go off the way it was planned, I had an e-mail prepped and everything. the actual e-mail I am gonna send out when it all goes down. It was supposed to go out at 1am, but anyways I fell asleep, I guess the only one who got folled was mom Lisa. Oh well I love you all anyways.