Donkey (jackass) or Elephant ( Just a bigger Ass)

So I recently decided I wanted to figure out step one of moronic American traditions voting. I wanted to find out what was the difference between the two are. I found this website http://www.markshannon.com/republicandemocrat.htm
I was reading and realized that anyone who says that they fall into anyone of these two categories using a merer 13 different ideas. So how does it work? like a majority thing like a 6 to 7 and you wing to the other side? Or is it 13-0 you have to believe all the ideas to be considered a Democrat or Republican? So if you don't take all 13 what is the next step, just forget or overlook those flaws that you don't agree with? Basically you just want to be label like everything else in this world. I really hope a republican or democrat responds at least fill me in in what I don't know. Here are some facts I do know. Your a moron. Oh let me justify it, First off it is bull because if you don't believe 100% the crap they are selling then then you faking it and not giving a fair vote to the American people your just following the crowd. Second thing to look at is guess what you have more than one republican and Democrat each time prior to the election. If you all believe the same old BS, why is there a vote. Hillary and Obama believe the same crap then their should be no challenge to see who gets to go after the white house.
So next time you vote, and you are voting for your party walk outside and take a dump on the american flag because that is what your doing to the American people each time you don't weigh the odds and just vote for your worthless party.
No matter who you vote for your wrong, why? your voting for a liar with false promises. Without being in the white house you cant' honestly say "I'll do X". The president might hope to do X, but can't promise it. This why I don't vote. Why waste my time to vote for someone that will do something wrong and screw up the country, one way or another.

Back again

Well, I am going to try and start this up again and see where it goes. I need a place to vent the dramas for the world we live in and those I face on a daily basis. Truly that is unfair to say since my life isn't really filled with Drama on a daily basis it is hit and miss I would say about 3-6 a month. I am not sure why I allow other people's stupidity to effect me. Maybe I just like to rant a little more than most.

Back by popular demand

Well by popular demand, my blog is back. I guess all three of my followers want to hear about my mundain life.

So to start last tuesday my instructor asked me to go first on the speeches to open the door for other people. He has figured out what most everyone already knew. I like being the center of attention and my self asteem is so high you could change the weather if you could climb up it.

Andrea and i have found a 70 y/o lady to watch Randy, since I can't do it. He screams when I hold him, he is scared by the sound of my voice. Sorry but I can't increase the pitch of my voice to sound like a fruit tart. He hates my singing, So there goes my american idol dreams. He is really calm with the lady, I have been here the 2 days that she watched him. She doesn't know how to put on diapers but everything is spot on and Randy likes her more than me.

1 or the bosses at the bar is trying to get me a job there which a part from being fun, I'll be making money. So bartendering here I come...maybe On that note school is going great, I wish this instructor taught all my classes and to think that this might be the best so far, There is chance for even better or worse teachers.

I found out the navy was trying to charge me for a class I didn't take. So they will be taking that off the money they expect me to pay. which is great.

I also thought of another reason why No one wants my mom to Move to Kentucky. Where will myself, randy and taylor stay when we come home? A hotel fuck that. My dad's house has someone else living there and sabrina's house is full with kids plus they lock their doors at night which means you have to be home at a certain time.

Now video games. In five years I have been playing world of warcraft I have never been able to find a class that sum up everything I enjoy and gives me the option to do both PVE and PVP....Until now. I recently decided to play a warlock. The pvp is so fun and the pve side of it is so easy. So until I can raid i will not know, but since it is a caster it shouldbe easy to like.

Father's day my first

So my first fathers day was slow boring and Fkin amazing. I was so tired I tried to get sleep in the afternoon bad fall out from being alone with the boy and having to get up at 5am. Anyways I got up the first time when my mom sent me a text message wishing me a happy fathers day, it was realy cool.

I told Andrea she didn't have to go out and get food to cook for me I would gladly make spagetti, She refused for good reason, she was talking randy, victor and herself to the swapmeet giving me the 2hours of sleep that I needed it was great. No sound no light no anything is was sweet. I woke up Right as she got home, She started coooking something of which a name for I do not know. It had beef shanks,with Nopals(catus) onions, and a few other herbs and spices, needless to say it was Delicious ( I did capitalize it on purpose). She also made me this cute little cup and stuffed it with candies that I like. Nothing is sweeter than a gift made by hand. She even used Mario wraping paper. I don't look a whole lot like him now since I have a goatee, but I still sing the song.

I made a phone call to talk to a friend I haven't talk to in awhile and have not seen in over a year, we chatted for about five mins before he told me he was hanging out with some people he wanted to hang out with them. No questions about my son, no happy fathers day. I guess I am being greedy for asking for someone else attention, I guess I should look at it from their point of veiw. I mean they were hanging out with people he can see everyday if he chooses. Oh well, My life is great it must suck not to be on the fun ship.

So with that convo over, I hopped on my video game and ran around with Sabrina and Rob that was fun times. I did what I wanted to do and some more, I got rob his bronze drake so he can ride around on a cool ass dragon. It is really cool to be running around with my sister and my cousin doing tons of dungeons. I can't wait til we can start raiding together, I am going to try and steal my sister away from her guild vega. Since she reads this it might be a little bit harder because she is very friend oriented.

Friday Mistakes made.

So for all those who thought, "Hey Brandon your gonna be a good dad" You fucking dumb, tell that shit to my kid. Who when I pick him up or he sees me he screams his head off. I can sit and rock him, feed him etc and all he does is scream. However Andrea's nephew takes him and does the same and he falls asleep in his arms. That is good?enoyable? etc? I am glad I have a kid, but when Andrea isn't home don't ask me if I would take it back becuase your not gonna like the anwser. When Andrea is holding him ALL DAY, like she has had to do after he got his shots (3 days) I love having him. When I have school at 5am and Randy is dead tired but to stupid to sleep, I hate it.
So the son I thought was going to be a great idea has back fired on me and become a screaming monster. I have never seen any other child the screams when his father touches him, like I am a complete stranger. I try and hold him for like 5-10mins like 4-5 times a day, but holding a kicking screaming baby is about as fun as slamming you fingers in a door. I can now see why so many adult turn to drinking. You do everything you can for your child for them to turn your back on you.
For those expecting another child keep your fingers crossed I have a GREAT job where I never have to be alone with my next kid. Go ahead tell me how the next one could love me and only want to be held by me etc etc etc. every weekend it is the same thing. Screaming, headaches, maybe 30-45 mins of sleeping per 5 hours until mommy gets home. Today is the first day it truly has effected my ability to do school, Since I have to be up at 5am.
I recently started looking in to meditation, becuase drinking is next, whatever I have to do to get some sleep, which is lame since I usally only need about 3hours to function well. Lets hope I can get to sleep before 2am.

Yeah they are coming slow

I know my post are getting far between 1 becuase nothig major is happening and 2 becuase I am reading more into economics. School is getting better and better, I enjoy the classes that I have and I can alreayd see the tempations of stopping school for working. I have been shying away from some chances at work because I have an idea in my mind currently. Normally at this point I would let the cat out of the bag, but this time I am going to keep it under wraps for the time being. School is awsome. I wish I was this way many years ago in high school, I wouldn't have needed to waste my time in the navy. Even though it is the only reason I am doing this, I am sure glad now that I wasted the time.

In life, all is grand on the daddy front. Randy got his second round of shots and being the dad I have to hold him while they jam a needle into his leg. The gave him 1 on monday and another 2 on wensday. It is kinda cool to see how things work as it is for babies. Up to 10 years old children get there shots for free. Economics is howing me so much more that what I knew before. One of my favorite things is "Everything is done as long as it benifits you", I have seen many people who disagree however it is true. As long as the benifits to you outway the cost to you, you'll do it. It also has made me focus more on what life is really about, because I have to focus on school I have been putting my family first. If people don't want to be a part of my family, then I just won't bother with you. My life is great no point letting people in it that only wish to bring it down. Randy is getting more and more mobile. Littler squeaks and squaks now I am assuming he is trying to talk.
I am trying to keep adding picture to my facebook of All of us as much as possible, so many of the pictures are repeats or look so much the same well not of Randy. Last night Andrea and I went through all of Randy's clothes and found tons that no longer fit. He looks so cute in his Lion King Oneis. Andrea said his Dolphins Jersey fits better, I am looking forward to the season might have to try it on once a month to make sure he doesn't out grow it.

My video game life. My guild got up to Lich King last night ( for my non-gamers, he is the ultimate point right now) We lost a good player So my druid has gone healing, it only took me 2 days to set him up to run the last dunegon. I am having such a great time with them. The server is having issues with the new patch so it has been down alot. It is still great non the less.

Well it is time to head out to school. I love you all who care and some who don't .

Yep I missed a day.

So I missed a day. Anways, I added pics from the birthday party that Andrea,randy and I attended. it was fun, I didn't get stuck cooking this time. We hung out, outside like outcasts with Andrea niece and her date. For whatever reason they don't hang out with other people. I ended up walking around with Randy becuase everyone wanted to hold him. Then last night we went the bar so Andrea could practice for the Pole dancing contest she got voted to do. I think Randy had a little bit of fun. We had him up on the stage watchign mom, until he got jealous, so she had to quit.

I feel bad for so many people whose lives are in such disaray. I take comfort in knowing my home life is awsome, Nothing in it I would change right now.

my Sat-night

So I was thinking about not adding my breakfast because it always seems the same. However since I had waffles this morning I figured I would put it down. After that I laid down next to Andrea and Randy and watched them sleep for like 4 hours.

Atfer we got up I played for a little bit I was going to go for a walk but now my mp4 player is messed up. It is flashing the stupid hourglass thing. Anyways so I cehcked out the website to fix it and it sucks, no real information.

Randy went to sleep around 3pm, We had a babysitter so we were gonna run up and get diapers. When I got pulled over, they wanted to take my truck becuase the owners agreement and my licence plates didn't match, I was worried. Going throught my papers I found my regestration bill and BAM right on it was the new licence plates, I lol'd. I showed them it an they said we are still gonna have to take it in. I said yeah lets do it, I know you laws too. Finally they said I am gonna let you go becuase your wife just had a baby....Yeah ok. I love living in Mexico. I now know how the geniusus feel when surround by average people. Randy asleep til 30 mins after Andrea left for work, it was kinda cool. After him being awake til about 11pm with both went tho sleep together and woke up when mom got home, it was a good run.

Woot 100 Posts....well this is 101

So up again nice and early, Damn I knew that would be a back mistake. I forgot Andrea was going to work tonight Ouch. At least Andrea's nephew was here to help. I guess I am not as good a dad as everythign thinks, I can't even take care of my kid alone.

So the day took off like normal, hit the store got some food, etc. Andrea an I showered, I hoped on my game. It was horrible the loot drops and the stuff I did want I couldn't win. But I got into ICC and there it was awsome. I ended up picking up a neck pieace I really needed and a T10 upgrade token. So it was pretty good overall.

Around 10pm I logged of becuase I was trying to calm Randy down. Nope he wasn't having any of it. I don't buy this your baby cries jst becuase sometimes. Bullshit he is a woman. ( don't get offended you know you do it) Anyways he wasn't having this formula stuff, so it was a fight all night long. first me for an Hour walking around trying to get him to stop screaming in my ear. then carlos then victor. Finally I think he just passed out. Around 3am he was up again. The pacifier worked, but he just can't be un held, even if I am an inch from him.

The day before the date above

So I got up early again ready for school another emcon day. I set up all my stuff for school, and had a nice big breakfast. couple cups of coffee. Yeah I tried with the cinanmon. It wasn't amazing like I thought it would be but it was decent. I haven't decided if I would do it again or not though.

I logged on to world of warcraft and ran thru my dailies, when a ICC raid fell into my lap. Since I wasn't gonna be able to make the guild run that night I figured what the hell. It went pretty good for downing 5 bosses, we are gonna contiune on sunday. It was two o clock Andrea had made me something i am not sue what it was for dinner and to take to school. I was checking my email and I got one from the instructor, saying we are not having class today he had a family emergency. I am glad i checked my e-mail I normally don't that would have suck to wait in th eborder line ride the trolley on to find the class is cancelled. However I am supposed to read chapters 3-4 this weekend. But since I slacked on tell my sister what book I needed and when. I will be behind a little. Oh well like I always say "Don't call it a comeback" I like being here.

I so I hung out with Andrea,randy and the cats outside. I was chatting with Andrea and catching some sun for my pale ass. It was kinda fun being outside. Randy sleeps well outside, inside he hates it. So I guess I am gonna have to have a house with a front and back yard. I can't wait til we are playing football int he front yard it will be awsome. So after a few hours I hopped around the net, looking at house in tijuana and submitting my application to west marine. Kinda worried about the next steps in life I hung out with the two people that I know will be there every step of the way. Love you Andrea and Randy.

See you all tomarrow.